Green Llama

Those wacky Norwegians. Some hospital employees recently threw a party in the room where they perform autopsies. They were drinking beer right on the autopsy table as a matter of fact. In a building with like 80,000 rooms, you’re telling me that they couldn’t find a better choice than the autopsy room? [...]

Ok not officially. But Saudi Arabia & Qatar are sending about $33 million bucks over to our Palestinian friends. And, with Hamas officially in charge these days, you don’t need to be a genius to figure out what the funds will be used for.
This just solidifies the worthlessness of Palestine to me. [...]

Some guy’s pet iguana decided to turn on the hot water while his owner was away. Well, at least he’s on the ground floor right? Nah, that wouldn’t be interesting. His apartment flooded, and so did every one below his, all the way down to the basement. Read the full story [...]

Israel tried to use mules for the job, but the mules didn’t do what they were told. So Isreal recruited some llamas to carry the heavy loads & do the dirty work. Apparently they also eat only once every two days. Go elite llamas! Read the full story at CNN.

A normal guy in London was making some lunch - a ham sandwich as a matter of fact. He happens to glance at the label, and what do you think he sees? Dog poop. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Read the full story at IOL.

This is exactly why state-funded healthcare is a bad,bad idea. I’ll pay my ridiculous healthcare premiums here in the good ol US of A, thanks.
Read the full story at IOL.

I’m sure all of you have heard about the infamous Muhammad cartoon by now. For those of you who haven’t, here’s the short version. A Danish newspaper published a funny cartoon with Muhammad pictured with a bomb on his head instead of the normal rags. Distasteful? Probably. I know I [...]

A couple on their way to a Super Bowl party had a surprise in the backseat - a balloon filled with acetylene. Acetylene is a highly flammable gas used in welding. What happens when you rub a balloon across fabric ( like the back seat of a car ) ? And the baloon [...]

NYPD says their current cars don’t have the power to catch up to a lot of high performance cars these days. No problem. Soon they’ll be adding 10 Dodge Chargers to the fleet - equipped with the 5.7 Liter Hemi of course. For those of you who don’t know, those cars [...]

I know there are a lot of funky USB drives floating around these days, some glow in the dark, some look like little trees. This one has to be my favorite though - it’s shaped like a credit card, and fits right in the ol wallet. A little flip-out tab plugs into your [...]

The answer is NO. Today, tomorrow, and always. The answer is always always no. Now you’re probably thinking, what the crap is this guy talking about. Alright.. have you ever tried to teach someone how to use a computer and not break it? You can sum it up with this [...]

Let’s face it - guys have no idea what women like. Doesn’t matter if you’ve just started dating, or if you’ve been married for 20 years. Guys have absolutely no idea what women like. Good thing we have the internet to think for us. Our wacky British friends have a service called [...]

Ever had the urge to lean over and lick your doctor’s cell phone? Apparently they’re all contamited with some sort of superbug. I hope it’s not Ebola - that’s some scary stuff. In any case, don’t lick your doctor’s phone - you’ll get sick and your eyes will fall out. Full [...]

I thought this stuff only happened to the Scottish? This guy got caught banging a sheep, and now he’s upset because he has to register as a sex offender. Moral of the story? Don’t get caught banging sheep I guess. Read the full story at AZCentral.

This kind of stuff makes me proud to be from Baltimore. A 9 year old kid ( that’s elementary school folks ) was given this worksheet one night as homework - ‘The worksheet describes a card trick with four jacks, instructing the person doing the trick to say, “Imagine that the four jacks are [...]

I just wanted to thank Sam I Am for making the new Green Llama logo. Check out her shop over at Cafepress for lots of goodies. You’ll even find the original Llama ( not green yet ) on a hat & coffee mug. One day you might even be able to get [...]

This teacher is my idol. He’s taking bribes from students, so they can skip class and he’ll pass them. So he gets to work less, and make more money. Brilliant. Damn feds stickin their noses where they don’t belong. Read the full story at All Headline News.

How would you like to be paid to recieve sexual services? Just join up with the fuzz in Spotsylvania County, VA. ( For those of you who dont’ know, “fuzz” is an oooooooooooooooold word for the 5-0, popop, or “police” as they’re usually called. ) Check out the full story at All [...]

When you argue with your girlfriend, do you
a.) Yell at her
b.) beat her
or c.) bite off her nose and swallow it ?
If you’re reading it here, then you know it’s gotta be C. Read the full story at Merced Sunstar.

Retro Junk has a list of the top 10 robot toys from the 80’s.
Out of the 10, I had #8 Roboto, #3 Optimus Prime, and I seem to remember #2 Voltron.
Stuff like this makes life worth living. Go ahead, click on it & look back into your childhood when times [...]

Everytime I go to Olive Garden with my wife, the same thing happens.  We’re greeted, and wait patiently for our table like the nice people we are.  When the table is available, we mosey on over and sit down and start looking at the menu.  I always have trouble deciding between the chicken parmigian and [...]

This only confirms what I’ve been saying for many many years. Macs aren’t inherently more secure than Windows-based PC’s. They had no viruses or spyware simply because the sort of people who write them are realists. If your goal is to cause damage on a wide scale, do you target 97% [...]

I’ll freely admit it, I get angry when I run out of toilet paper. In fact, I usually keep a minimum of 12+ rolls in the house at all times to keep this from happening. Although this guy definately has the edge on toilet paper issues though. He ran out of toilet [...]

Hmm… lets see. Nearly the entire Islamic world hates us…. most for ridiculous reasons, but they hate us nonetheless. They take any opportunity they can to lash out at us, and cause the US harm. So let’s give these people control of 6 major ports….. yea… that’s what we should do. [...]

It seems Iran is backing up one one of their president’s famed remarks. Apparently, Iran does not want to “wipe Israel off the map” - the president was simply misunderstood. Sorry guys, you can’t use the language barrier as an excuse for this one. You can practically smell the fear from this [...]

AOL is raising the price on its dial-up service. That’s right, raising the price. They’re now charging $26 per month, in an attempt to get users to switch to broadband. Netzero at $9.99, DSL at $19.99, or AOL dial-up at $26.99. Hmmmmmm…… Full story at Slashdot.

Because he got caught having sex with it. Read the full story at All Headline News.

So we recently developed the fighter jet to end all fighter jets. The F-22 Raptor renders all other fighter jets completely obsolete. Apparently some genius in the pentagon has decided that it would be a good decision to sell this jet to some of our “trusted allies.” Are we that hard up [...]