Green Llama

Here’s your dose of random crap for the day.  There not really too much one can say about this one.  The Fat Cyclist wrote an entire post about farting while riding a bike, and how wonderful it is.  Really - check it out - “As the pressure grew, my stomach started bloating,” Rick says. “It [...]

Now I know what you’re thinking - that’s a lot of llamas.  And you’d be right - that is a lot of llamas.  And you’re probably wondering what this massive herd of llamas has on their head.  I’d have to say they’re all headed for a birthday party, and this is their traditional birthday gear.  [...]

Here’s some boring crap for you to mull over.  I finally ( ! ) fixed all those link thingies at the top of my page.  So now when you click on “Submit a Story”, it doesn’t laugh at you and point fingers.  It actually works.  So if you do have any good stories or sites [...]

Fateh Mohammad, a Pakistani man jailed for making moonshine, recently had to undergo surgery.  No big deal you say?  Well you might think differently if you knew why he was having surgery.  See, Fateh, unbeknowst to himself, had a LIGHTBULB lodged in that most delicate of spots, his butt.  Fateh says he woke up one [...]

As everyone who owns a computer knows, Digg is huge. I mean really, really huge. Some people think it could overtake google or yahoo as some of the most popular websites in the world. That’s big.
However, just because a site is big right now, today, doesn’t mean it’s going to be around [...]

Sounds like Britney and Cletus Kevin Federline are sue-happy lately, or they hate US Weekly. Or there’s always the remote possibility that US Weekly is going overboard and doing evil things. Whatever. Last time, US Weekely said that Britney and Cletus made a sex tape, and watched it with their lawyers. [...]

Seth Godin has a great post on sales - and why it’s hard.  Number 1 hits home in a major way - and I quote -
    1. Selling is hard. Harder than you may ever realize. So, if I seem stressed, cut me some slack. 
If you’ve never sold in your life, you should.  If for [...]

   Well maybe I should clarify just a little bit.  The dress Keira is wearing is fantastic - very sexy.  And normally Keira Knightley is a pretty woman.  BUT here’s where things go wrong.  See, it seems as though Keira decided to stop eating for oh, I don’t know, a MONTH before wearing this dress.  [...]

Erica Chevillar is a 25 year old teacher of social studies in Boca Raton Florida.  Well, normal except for the fact that she posed for photos for the US National Bikini Team.  As it turns out, her students do have the internet, and were able to find her pictures.  Erica Chevillar posed under the name [...]

It must be that time of the year again - there sure are a lot of teachers showing off what they’ve got.  Or maybe I’m just slow in finding stuff, who knows.  Anyway, on to the good stuff.
Dr. Diana Blaine is a professor at  the University of Southern California - she teaches women’s studies there.  [...]

There’s been a whole lotta naked people posting around here - you’re probably wondering why.  Because.  Naked people are funny.  If you were walking down the street and saw a naked person, what would you do?  Well you’d stop and stare.  If you were with someone else, you’d point and make sure they saw it [...]

I’ve been thinking this about soccer for my entire life, but never posted about it until I found out I’m not alone. I stopped watching baseball years ago because I thought it was boring - but at least they make progress in baseball. You can sit there and watch a 2 hour ( [...]

Remember the Bikini Teacher?  Of course you do, I just posted it yesterday.  She’s going to push her limits this time around, to see what she can get away with.  One of the WWE Diva Search 2006 contestants, Jennifer Walcott, dropped out unexpectedly, so Erica Chevillar will be taking her place.  Go bikini teacher!

Is your wedding day approaching quickly, and you still haven’t picked out your dress?  Fear not, as long as you’re having a beach wedding.  Wearing a white bikini at your wedding is all the rage these days.
And I quote - ‘White is the most traditional color for wedding attire, and we suggest you consider it [...]

I guess them dogs in Utah is smarter than them dogs in Texas.  Here, we’re content if our dogs can fetch a ball, and pee in the grass.  In Utah, they train them to drive pickemup trucks and run over women.
Full story.

There’s a contest for the most attractive female inmate at Des Moines’ Polk County Jail.  Really.  You get your choice of heroin addicts, or straight-up crack whores.  Ooh looks like heroin chick has a little herpes or something going on there.  Sexy.  Cast your votes!  Link.

Not my area of expertise, but here goes anyway. I’m sure all of you are familiar with the current situation in Israel. Recently the terrorist organization based in Lebanon, Hezbollah, abducted 2 Israeli soldiers. Since then, Israel has been launching relentless attacks against the organization. Many are calling the Israeli reaction [...]

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I’ve heard of in awhile.  Is the airline industry really that desperate for cash?  Really??  If I’m on a plane that’s acting like a roller coaster, and I feel the need to reach for the barf bag,  the last thing on my mind is checking [...]

Yes, that Coors.  Peter Coors of Molson Coors Brewing Co.  Irony is sweet, no?

Poor kid.  If this happened in Texas, he would have gotten his license.  Only funny if you live in, or have ever braved the streets of the Lone Star State.

Well, not completely useless that is.  She is still a dirty, skanky whore.  That’s not gonna change as far as I can tell.  But she did speak out recently about super skinny chicks, and how it’s “gross.”  Go Paris!

Apparently homeless people not so good at the math. If I find $21,000 in a trashcan and decide to “do the right thing” and return it, I want a lot more than a hundred freaking dollars. Full story.

we’ll file this one under “What the heck were they thinking?” while us regular folk, were working, paying the bills, and taking care of our kids, some people were building some crazy stuff out of Legos. Though I do have to admit, the CD shooter is pretty neat.

There are some things that are so bizarre, you don’t know what to say when you see them.The Fish n’ Flush is one of those things. Imagine walking into a bathroom to do your business, and being greeted by a bowl full of fish. Ya, fish! Don’t worry, they’re in a separate tank, so they [...]

How lazy have we as a people really become? Mobo is a service that allows you to send a text message to order food from your favorite restaurant. Actually, now that I think of it, is sending an SMS really easier than calling? You have to pick up the phone litho way, right?Hey, at least [...]

A policewoman in New Zealand spent some time recently at apart time job. not uncommon for officers. Of course, this was no ordinary job, or you wouldn’t be reading about it her. See, this cop worked nights as a hooker. Being a prostitute is legal in New Zealand, but just doesn’t fit nth the police [...]

Lance Bass is the first to publicly came clean -Are the rest soon to follow? Of course, looking at his picture, is this really a surprise to any of us?  Really, people. It’s like this guy walks around with a huge, neon sign on his head that reads “I LIKE MEN!!”

Flying, thrown out a second story window, whatever. A quote from the article -
” “The dog had a soft landing because it fell on a man,” said police spokesman Grzegorz Wierzbicki.”
I can’t make this up, really. Full story.

A San Antonio strip club is planning a sort of field trip for all the strippers. They’ll all go tubing down the Guadalupe River, where men can join them for $25. The catch? They won’t be topless.
“We’re not hookers, dope dealers or Mafia thugs,” Trey Maddox, manager of the Palace Men’s Club, said- noting that [...]

Oh my.  And I quote - ‘Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.’
Sexual power? Hillary Clinton [...]

On a recent trip to the beautiful country of Albania, 30 Scandinavian women visited the local beach for a little topless sunbathing. It seems it’s not just we Americans who are a bunch of prudes. Albanians also fear the sight of a naked woman’s breast, and flee when confronted with one.
Link.

Well, at least on the artificial beaches.  You can still get buck naked or wear your dental floss bikini bottom on any of France’s real beaches.  Good to know.
“People must behave according to good standards to maintain tranquillity, security and public order,” the decree said, according to Saturday’s edition of Le Parisien. “Notably indecent attire [...]

But will they bite? History says - probably not. The UN Security Council expressed its “shock and distress” at a recent Israeli attack that killed 54 Lebanese. Don’t get me wrong - I don’t condone the killing of innocent people in any way. My question is, where was the “shock and [...]