Strippers in the river
A San Antonio strip club is planning a sort of field trip for all the strippers. They’ll all go tubing down the Guadalupe River, where men can join them for $25. The catch? They won’t be topless.
“We’re not hookers, dope dealers or Mafia thugs,” Trey Maddox, manager of the Palace Men’s Club, said- noting that the strippers will be appropriately dressed. “We’re just coming to have a good time.”
Leave it to San Antonio to screw up a Perfectly good idea. What Good are strippers who keep their clothes on? Full story.
