Top 14 strangest searches YTD

As a followup to my Top 10 Searches that led to this site, I present the strangest of the bunch. Theres some wierd crap in here, so be warned.

  1. “When llamas Attack” – 5 searches. Are we that fearful of the majestic llamas?

  2. “Green Pussies” – Two people searched for this. I don’t want to talk about it.

  3. “Naked old people” – Two searches. Ugh.

  4. “hillary clinton naked”- 2 – Why? WHY? WHY WHY WHY?

  5. “llama on banana” – Well that’s just plain silly. Everyone knows that llamas can’t stand on bananas. They’d fall right over.

  6. “Banging sheep” – I hope they were just looking to read about it, not find out how to do it.

  7. “Good poems about llamas” – Do you know of any?

  8. “banana on llama” – This one makes a lot more sense. Although if there was a banana on a llama, I’m fairly certain he’d find a way to eat it.

  9. “Leroy caught with a sheep” – I don’t care who said they saw me, I didn’t do it!

  10. “Having sex with a llama” – I love llamas. I really do. But what in the hell is wrong with people?

  11. “citations for peeing in california” – Just curious, or considering if the penalty is worth the joy?

  12. “Duck farm leroy pictures” – Well I can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure of visiting a duck farm, so there aren’t likely to be any pictures like this floating around.

  13. “People who are green and naked” – What can I say?

  14. “Spots on butt” – You’ll probably want to see a doctor about that. I can’t help you.

I don’t know what to say about some of these. I hate the internet.

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