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Brattleboro, Vermont isn’t traditionally a very exciting or interesting place to be. It’s not a large city, the weather isn’t particularly nice, and there are no beaches. What this small town does have, though, is a whole lot of young naked people. And that all by itself makes Brattleboro a pretty cool [...]

Serena Weston, a 30 year old lesbian former gym teacher at Hilcrest school is in a bit of trouble. Ms. Weston is accused of fondling a 14 year old student of hers, on 3 separate occasions. She is also accused of persuading the student to touch her in an intimate way. [...]

A British hospital now offers burqa style hospital gowns for female Muslim patients, since their religion requires them to be covered from head to toe. Funny, my religion requires me not to have my ass hanging out when I’m in the hospital, but no one cared when I complained. Link.

I’m sure everyone knows by now - Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, has died. I’m not going to lament Steve’s death. Steve has spent the better part of his life as the Crocodile Hunter, doing what his name implies- hunting crocodiles. That’s about as poor of a career choice as any [...]

Wonderbra releases a wonderbra for your butt - the Wonderbot. Flat booty white girls everywhere rejoice. Link.

Well I guess this isn’t particularly exciting news. Everyone knows celebrities drive when they’re drunk, and Paris Hilton seems to be, how do I say, stupider - than most celebrities, so it’s not surprising that she got caught.
The officers said they say the vehicle driving in an erratic manner, and that’s why they [...]

Justina won’t be tying the knot with Cameron Diaz any time soon. After all, he has his dogs, and what else does a monkey err.. man really need? Justin recently told GQ Magazine - “Men are monkeys, man. As for marriage and so on, I have my two dogs for kids so [...]

There have been quite a few pictures of Lindsay Lohan floating around there appear to depict her “flashing her snatch”, to put it eloquently. Ms. Lohan is apparently finding it difficult to wear a knee-length dress and not show off the goodies - sound difficult. The normal solution is to wear some sort [...]

So the Pope recently condemned Islam for spreading their word by the sword - a valid point if ever there was one. Muslims have taken great offense to this statement, saying that it is not true. In fact, one Muslim group affiliated with Al Qaeda said they plan on killing as many Christians [...]

There have been rumors for months that GM would merge with someone - both Toyota and more recently Nissan have been listed as possibilities. The latest rumor involved none other than their biggest and oldest crosstown rival - Ford Motor Co. Will Ford and GM make a good match for a super-automaker? [...]

Google Trends is an amazing tool - and it helps you discover things that you may never have figured out otherwise. In the spirit of Steve Rubel’s post a few months back, here’s my list of 16 things Google Trends has taught me. Some are just proving what we already thought, and some [...]

Hundreds of hot moms, or MILF’s in today’s lingo, lined up in southern Florida this weekend to take a stab at becoming the Hottest Mom in America. The prize? $25,000 for the lucky mom, and a $25,000 scholarship for her child.
Different moms took different routes to try to win the judge’s attention. [...]