Paris Hilton gets a DUI
Well I guess this isn’t particularly exciting news. Everyone knows celebrities drive when they’re drunk, and Paris Hilton seems to be, how do I say, stupider – than most celebrities, so it’s not surprising that she got caught.
The officers said they say the vehicle driving in an erratic manner, and that’s why they pulled it over. Note – if we actually had police in San Antonio, they’d pull everyone over – none of these morons know how to drive at all. Paris blew a cool .08 on her breathalyzer – that’s 3 drinks in an hour for a lady ( word used loosely ) of her size. Poor Paris only remembers having 1 margarita. Via Random Crap Online. ( Warning, some ads not safe for work. )
