Nipple Enlargement Surgery

All across the country, women are having surgery on their breasts. But it’s not what you think – they’re not going up a cup size. Instead, they’re going up a nipple size.

Say what?

Lots of women are going after that ‘always cold’ look , so their nipples are always hard. One of the side effects of this surgery is uncontrolled staring by men you talk to. You may never talk to a man face-to-face again – be warned before going under the knife. Via Dave’s Daily.


  1. Bob said

    December 21 2006 @ 12:55 pm

    Wish I could find the cartoon — one of the best I’ve seen.. a woman is sitting across the desk from the plastic surgeon, and says ‘I want you to make them really, really big, so I can yell, and pretend to be insulted, and smack any guy who dares to stare at them!’…..

  2. Leroy Brown said

    December 21 2006 @ 1:00 pm

    Haha sounds like lots of women I can think of.
    Kinda reminds of me when women wear shirts with words on them, right across the chest. Especially when the words are really small, so you have to stare for a minute to read them… then the girl will give you a dirty look.

  3. limata bello said

    April 8 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    i would like my nipples bigger how can i don that

  4. Leroy Brown said

    April 9 2007 @ 9:09 am

    Umm.. Wow.. I’m not even sure how to respond to that.
    Good luck with the whole surgery thing…

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