The Heart Attack Grille

In Tempe, Arizona ( never heard of it ) lies the wondrous place that’s called The Heart Attack Grill. Now, the best way to describe the Heart Attack Grill is ‘Hooters on steroids’. If you’ve never heard of Hooters, then that probably means nothing to you. But for everyone who hasn’t been living under a rock, you are familiar with Hooters. The recipe is pretty simple – lots of meat, and the waitresses all wear short shorts and low-cut tops to put their cleavage proudly on display. Hence the name Hooters.

The Heart Attack Grille takes the Hooters concept to the next level. The waitresses are dressed as naughty nurses – with no shortage of boobies and butt cheeks on display. But ladies, don’t worry. Your boyfriends want to go to The Heart Attack Grill for the food. Yea, the food. Not the boobies.

The most obscene food offering is the Quadruple Bypass Burger – 4 half-pound slabs of beef piled on top of each other, all covered in cheese, and with a healthy pile of bacon on top. If you somehow find a way to actually fit this monstrosity in your mouth, eat it all, and not die, one of the ‘nurses’ will wheel you out to your car in a wheelchair at no additional charge.

If you’re in the Tempe area, you might want to check this place out. For the burgers, of course.


  1. Edward V. Terrazas said

    January 24 2007 @ 2:25 pm

    I am a senior and happy to see repression and idiosyncratic seriousness being challenged. Sure-there are decencys to be observed.-After all society has its acceptables. But-if a person doesn’t step out and enjoy life, shame on them. I had the unfortunate luck to witness very little unfettered openness. The nation was very backward in those times.

  2. Leroy Brown said

    January 26 2007 @ 1:03 pm

    You’re absolutely right Edward. People should be able to enjoy life a little bit, without repression. Have you had a chance to visit the Heart Attack Grille yet?

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