Airline tickets to Seattle Triple in Price
Over the last 24 hours, tickets to Seattle, Washington have tripled in price or more, for all major airlines. The rest of the country seems to be strangely unaffected by this surge in airline ticket prices.
Some are saying that it’s a pending sign of the Apocalypse, but people say that for everything. It’s more likely that it’s a result of the recently revealed Cowgirls Espresso Cafe.
Note: The above is a poor attempt at satire. If you don’t know what satire is, please jump in a lake. Thank you.
