Man’s leg falls off during failed robbery attempt

12 Apr, 2007  Random Crap by Leroy Brown

Ok, so you you’ve decided to steal an ATM machine. Whatever choices in your life led you to make this decision aren’t important – you’ve made the decision. So you’ve got a pickup truck, chain, and a good buddy who also wants some cash. Everything looks to be in place, so you get started.

You hook up the chain to the ATM machine, yank it out of place, and start driving off – everything’s going great! Someone calls in the robbery though, and that’s when things start going downhill. Your buddy pulls over and you guys hop out to make a run for it. Your buddy gets away without any trouble, but your leg falls off. Good game, welcome to jail.

His leg fell off. If fell the f*ck off. Note to all would-be criminals – if you have a prosthetic leg, don’t go into the robbery business; it’s just not for you.

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    • 3 Comments so far »

    1. Kyle Eslick said

      April 12 2007 @ 6:11 pm

      Hahahaha.

      Where do you come up with this stuff?

    2. Leroy Brown said

      April 13 2007 @ 6:02 am

      I’m a magnet for finding random crap. Stuff like this really makes my day – I was having a crappy day at work yesterday until I read that article. After that, everything seemed to be ok.

    3. What’s Been Going on at Green Llama? published on Garry Conn dot Com said

      June 9 2007 @ 6:24 pm

      [...] Man’s leg falls off during failed robbery attempt [...]

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