40,000 Blowjobs – Tania Derveaux


Politics are much more interesting in Belgium. Here in the US, we have debates over various issues, whether they are taxes, the war in Iraq, terrorism, foreign policy, whatever. Serious issues to be sure, but quite honestly not particularly interesting.

Over in Belgium, the NEE party is a bit fed up with the other candidates. Several parties have made some outlandish promises for job opportunities. There’s nothing worse than politicians making promises they can’t keep. So in response, the NEE party started a campaign, in which one of the candidates, a certain Tania Derveaux, posed naked, and promised 400,000 new jobs to her country. In case you didn’t catch on, the campaign is a parody, and designed to get attention.

Get attention it did. Hundreds of people emailed Tania, and said they would prefer to get 400,000 blowjobs instead. Tania was afraid of doing permanent damage to her jaw, as 400,000 is certainly an awful lot of blowjobs. As a compromise, Tania Derveaux has decided to give 40,000 blowjobs to further her party’s cause. To accomplish this, Tania would tour the world for 500 days non-stop, giving an impressive 80 blowjobs per day.

For those whose wives wouldn’t approve of recieving a blowjob from a Belgian politician, you also have the choice of recieving it virtually, via Second Life.

If you’re interested in receiving a blowjob from Tania, you’ll click on the aptly-titled button that looks like this:

blow meYou’ll then be brought to the Blowjob Request Form. Indeed, the NEE party has written up quite the set of rules for this program. From #2 in the TOS:

The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

And of course, part of number 3 –

Any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service

Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

And remember, submitting several applications will not results in more blowjobs.

A party flyer below:

Translation:

I want You

To warn that political more is than indulgences in navel-gazing

Some things just don’t translate well into other languages.

Link.

35 Comments

  1. Alex Goad said

    May 11 2007 @ 11:07 am

    Bah, Cleopatra could give 80 blowjobs before lunch.

    Women these days…

  2. Leroy Brown said

    May 11 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    I don’t know.. 80 blowjobs in one day, at 5 minutes per, works out to 400 minutes – over 6 and a half hours. Although, if Cleopatra was an early riser that shouldn’t have been a problem.

  3. Matt Huggins said

    May 11 2007 @ 2:06 pm

    I signed up just in case. 😉

  4. Shawn Knight said

    May 11 2007 @ 2:10 pm

    HAHAHAHA that is absolutely hilarious! I know a ton of ppl that would register to vote just for this ‘service’ haha.

    Id hate to be recipient number 40,000…. gross!

  5. Leroy Brown said

    May 11 2007 @ 3:02 pm

    Matt – you signed up! Maybe you’ll be lucky number 40,000. Mmm sloppy 40,000th’s 😉

  6. Matt Huggins said

    May 11 2007 @ 3:46 pm

    D’oh! Hot dog down a hallway… :p

  7. Darius said

    May 14 2007 @ 12:12 pm

    If she can make it to where I live, it’ll be a miracle. I’m so far out in the British country that you can sometimes see soldiers making their way back to ancient Rome:)) As for the blowjob? George Bush has been doing it for years… nothing new there.

  8. Edfromla said

    May 15 2007 @ 5:40 pm

    Blowjob with a Condom???????
    I preffer to Jack OFF!!!!!

  9. Mark Anthony said

    May 16 2007 @ 6:04 am

    Cleopatra, here I come

  10. CESAR ROBLES said

    May 16 2007 @ 6:49 am

    I WILL SIGN UP, BUT I LIVE IN AMERICA, SO TANIA WAIT UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!

  11. waleed said

    May 16 2007 @ 5:13 pm

    give me movies

  12. gfg said

    May 16 2007 @ 5:42 pm

    that’s sick. never thought the day would come when a whore would run a country.

  13. JD said

    May 17 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    gfg, you’re retarded.

    Tania for President!

  14. Armando said

    May 18 2007 @ 9:29 am

    She is politician form the people for the people.

    I wish this kind of politician for my MEXICO.

  15. jaja said

    May 26 2007 @ 3:48 am

    I LOVE NEE

  16. JIM said

    May 26 2007 @ 4:04 am

    I WANT SEX BY NEE

  17. Puzucci said

    May 26 2007 @ 11:26 am

    HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!! I live in Greece!!!!!!
    If you select me, I can also pay you some vacation for some more blowjobs!…

  18. mineaim said

    May 27 2007 @ 2:08 am

    If she swallows, that’s a lot of protein – she’s likely to put on weight and not look so good!

  19. ali said

    May 28 2007 @ 9:51 am

    yeah , I am going to get visa and book a ticket to belgium although it is difficult to get visa from IRAN to enter belgium. tania pls wait for me!!!:)

  20. washcloud said

    May 29 2007 @ 12:48 pm

    Got a question:Since some times there has to be a 2nd round for elections,thus voters might have to undergo the procedure twice,does this make all 40,000 eligible for 10′ instead of 5′ ?

  21. jomeh said

    May 29 2007 @ 9:17 pm

    helloo

  22. Amir said

    May 30 2007 @ 9:40 am

    Dear Tania
    Your idea is vey good to have sex with voters.
    It is more interesting to give at least 8000 vaginal sex (20% of men)for some men(16 men per day) or more,Also it is noted if you can have vaginal sex with 40 men you can decreas the time of sex to 200 minutes(Double enteration)or if it can be triple intercourse(oral vaginal and anal) save your time to 135 minutes and also big pleasure for you and voters.

    Hope to have Sex with you

    Amir

  23. Suzzy said

    May 30 2007 @ 10:24 am

    Dear
    I love nee and tania idea
    I am a prostitue that working 10 years professional (some day more than 20 men per day)but I can’t blow 80 men in a day and in ten years I have sex with less than 40,000 men
    How age is tania and with how many men they had oral or vaginal sex till now(more than 40000)

    Is she pleased oral sex with 40000 men or she does it for her idea and showing her capability to performing ultra jobs
    I vote tania and want to assist her
    Love Tania

  24. elegance said

    May 30 2007 @ 8:28 pm

    nice idea

  25. armando said

    June 1 2007 @ 4:20 am

    I WILL SIGN UP, BUT I LIVE IN GREECE, SO TANIA WAIT UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!

  26. ali said

    June 12 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    you have a good idea

    you can know people

    you are very smart

    and very beautiful

    have a good time

  27. Manu said

    September 5 2007 @ 9:14 pm

    one of the best marketing moves i have ever see, catch atention, use ironic is fun and everyone is talking about it congrats you are great in marketing

  28. Ryan said

    November 20 2007 @ 5:50 am

    I will return the favor by eating her out.

  29. Pierce Cheng said

    April 29 2008 @ 6:32 am

    WTF?! She so crazy!!

    But I love her!!

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