Green Llama

I’m not often left speechless when stumbling across random things on the internet.  There’s all kinda of cool stuff out there, and a million times more weird stuff.  But sometimes I’ll see something that just leaves me without much to say.  This is one of those things.  I’ll quote, since I don’t really know what to say -

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman.. The precious, vaginal odor filled into a small glass phial.  The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied to the back of the hand… and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…  VULVA Original is not a perfume.  It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.  Breath in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odor of a beautiful woman.

For the small, small price of 19.90 EURO’s ( about 20 bucks ), you can order your own bottle, and enjoy the odor of a beautiful woman anytime you want.  That, or you know, get a girlfriend.  Whatever.

A couple more pics after the jump… the last one shows the URL - smell me and dot com.  Not sure what to make of that really…  crazy Germans.