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Ahh, it seems I jumped the gun the other day with our Beyonce / Eva Longoria lesbian movie post. It’s all a big rumor, and we don’t get to look forward to two of Hollywood’s biggest female names going at it on the big screen. Boo.

For quite some time fantasized about by men everywhere, it’s about to become reality. I’m normally not a fan of homosexual relationship-based movies ( see Brokeback Mountain. Who in the hell wants to see a move about gay cowboys? ). But with Beyonce and Eva Longoria reportedly incredibly excited [...]

There have been quite a few pictures of Lindsay Lohan floating around there appear to depict her “flashing her snatch”, to put it eloquently. Ms. Lohan is apparently finding it difficult to wear a knee-length dress and not show off the goodies - sound difficult. The normal solution is to wear some sort [...]

Justina won’t be tying the knot with Cameron Diaz any time soon. After all, he has his dogs, and what else does a monkey err.. man really need? Justin recently told GQ Magazine - “Men are monkeys, man. As for marriage and so on, I have my two dogs for kids so [...]

Well I guess this isn’t particularly exciting news. Everyone knows celebrities drive when they’re drunk, and Paris Hilton seems to be, how do I say, stupider - than most celebrities, so it’s not surprising that she got caught.
The officers said they say the vehicle driving in an erratic manner, and that’s why they [...]

I’m sure everyone knows by now - Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, has died. I’m not going to lament Steve’s death. Steve has spent the better part of his life as the Crocodile Hunter, doing what his name implies- hunting crocodiles. That’s about as poor of a career choice as any [...]

If you hang out with the King on the weekends, and don’t mind ratting him out, you can nab a cool $3 million. Oh, and tell Tupac we’re looking for him. Link.

But apparently no humility at all. In a recent interview she said, and I quote: I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory. Ah, so [...]

Ok…. we can file this one under “Who exactly, wants to see that?”  See, Janet’s 40, which isn’t automatically a bad thing.  It’s more along the lines of, she’s not really attractive.  She’s got the “Michael Jackson before the 30 screwed up plastic surgeries” face thing going on, and that’s not helping.  She did lose [...]

Oh my.  And I quote - ‘Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.’
Sexual power? Hillary Clinton [...]

Well, not completely useless that is.  She is still a dirty, skanky whore.  That’s not gonna change as far as I can tell.  But she did speak out recently about super skinny chicks, and how it’s “gross.”  Go Paris!

   Well maybe I should clarify just a little bit.  The dress Keira is wearing is fantastic - very sexy.  And normally Keira Knightley is a pretty woman.  BUT here’s where things go wrong.  See, it seems as though Keira decided to stop eating for oh, I don’t know, a MONTH before wearing this dress.  [...]

Sounds like Britney and Cletus Kevin Federline are sue-happy lately, or they hate US Weekly. Or there’s always the remote possibility that US Weekly is going overboard and doing evil things. Whatever. Last time, US Weekely said that Britney and Cletus made a sex tape, and watched it with their lawyers. [...]