Green Llama

There is a lot of competition on the internet for whatever niche you’re in - there’s no question about that. You have to be bigger, better, faster, and stronger than everyone else around you if you want to be successful. Well, you can do that, or you can be smart, and have [...]

Now I know what you’re thinking - that’s a lot of llamas.  And you’d be right - that is a lot of llamas.  And you’re probably wondering what this massive herd of llamas has on their head.  I’d have to say they’re all headed for a birthday party, and this is their traditional birthday gear.  [...]

While Llamas are great at things like being cute, cuddly, and military death machines, they are apparently not good at poetry.  They have recently been exposed as the culprits behind the bad, non-rhyming poets for Netflix and Blockbuster.  Stick with what you’re good at, guys.

A woman in Michigan made the tough choice between having electricity & running water, or taking care of her llamas. After a devastating fire took out her electricity and running water, most people would have left so the home could be repaired. Instead of doing that, as her insurance company desired, Marie McCluskey [...]

Kat over at Kat’s Shack has some general ponderization about life after death, and wonders if she may be reincarnated as a llama. How inredilbe that would be. Could you imagine, life as God’s most incredible creation?

Let’s face it - guys have no idea what women like. Doesn’t matter if you’ve just started dating, or if you’ve been married for 20 years. Guys have absolutely no idea what women like. Good thing we have the internet to think for us. Our wacky British friends have a service called [...]

Israel tried to use mules for the job, but the mules didn’t do what they were told. So Isreal recruited some llamas to carry the heavy loads & do the dirty work. Apparently they also eat only once every two days. Go elite llamas! Read the full story at CNN.

If you’re looking for pictures of llamas - you came to the right place. Check out Greenbriar Llama Farm. Contrary to popular belief, llamas don’t spit at everyone, and they are very quiet. You can read about their disposition here.

Alright, I know everyone has been waiting for this. Why in the heck is this website called “The Green Llama” ? You’re probably expecting a hilarious story about a llama that was born green, or turned green, or maybe even wanted to be green.
Sorry to dissapoint, but I was half asleep [...]

A co-worker of mine bought 20 Questions for his phone, and he said it could guess anything. So of course I had to test it. I picked a llama, and doggonit it guessed it real good, in 18 questions. So i decided to be tricky, and picked a duck-billed platypus the second [...]

Well all of you should know that I am a huge fan of llamas. One day I hope to have a yard large enough for a llama, and have enough money to pay someone to clean up after it. Today I came across this
Llamas
It describes the horrible tale of a male llama who mistook his [...]