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Karate isn’t usually terribly interesting when you get down to it. I mean, it’s probably pretty cool being able to ninja-kick someone in the head for fun, and not get yelled at by anyone. But besides that it’s a lot of hard work, and not normally something that intrigues me at all.   Enter Topless Karate. [...]

So, a woman wanders into a German gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes - no big deal. This woman is wearing a pair of gold high heels and some sort of bracelet - still not anything to see here. When you realize that she’s not wearing anything besides the high [...]

Politics are much more interesting in Belgium. Here in the US, we have debates over various issues, whether they are taxes, the war in Iraq, terrorism, foreign policy, whatever. Serious issues to be sure, but quite honestly not particularly interesting.
Over in Belgium, the NEE party is a bit fed up with the other [...]

Erica Chevillar, also known as the Bikini Teacher; the former 10th grade teacher from Boca Raton, has stripped it all off for America’s favorite magazine, Playboy. For those of you who don’t remember, Erica was already famous due to some sexy photos of her from her photoshoot on the National Bikini Team. [...]

I normally don’t just like to a site without a picture to give you an idea of what you’ll find, but I definitely can’t post any of the pictures from this site here. It’s called Naked Protesters, and it’s filled with pictures

of protests from around the world. You know, the kinds of [...]

Many beaches have issues.  Often, the issue is with trash, crowdedness, or rowdy drunk teenager.  But the beaches in Canacona have a different problem, and one that you wouldn’t think of - nudity. 
Residents of the area are moving out in droves these days.  Foreign visitors to the Canacona beaches are stripping down - [...]

An unnamed girl, aged 19, just received $35,000 from the city of Pensacola Florida. See, when this girl was just 16 years old, she was found in a car with a 19 year old male. Officer Shawn Patrick Shields, who found the teens, ordered them out of the car, and threatened to [...]

That’s right - that Courtney Love. Once the wife of now dead Nirvana head man Kurt Cobain, and prior ‘rock star’ herself, Courtney dropped it all for a photo shoot in Pop magazine. I myself don’t have any desire to look at a naked drug addict ( reportedly ‘ex’ drug addict ) , [...]

A bar in Covington, Kentucky was cited for a popular event called Thong Thursdays. Since the event really isn’t obvious from the name, I’ll go ahead and spell it out for you. Every Thursday, a group of young ladies gets up on the bar, and drops their pants to reveal their thong-covered booties. [...]

Brattleboro, Vermont isn’t traditionally a very exciting or interesting place to be. It’s not a large city, the weather isn’t particularly nice, and there are no beaches. What this small town does have, though, is a whole lot of young naked people. And that all by itself makes Brattleboro a pretty cool [...]

Austrailian brothels are getting creative these days.  Now, when you visit one of their lovely ladies, not only do you get the services advertised, and possibly a side helping of syphilis, you also get a discount on your gas bill.  Simply fill up before visiting, present your receipt, and receive a credit of $0.20 per [...]

The Caliente nudist resort in Land O’Lakes, Florida recently held a fundraiser for the American Cancer Society. Naturally, the fundraiser was held topless. What kind of neat topless fun could you find there? Well, the highlight was a topless kissing booth - for $5, you get to kiss a topless woman, [...]

Kitty Delicious, also known as Bridget Grish, was a fashion assistant for Life & Style until recently. Some of her coworkers happened to stumble upon her amateur porn videos on the internet. Fantastic! When questions, the coworkers swore they were just looking for information on delicious kittens. Really.
Bridget, who considers [...]

Remember Tamara Hoover? Of course you do. She’s the teacher in Austin, TX that posted topless photos of herself on Myspace, and was suspended once the authorities found out. Poor Tamara. I guess she finally got tired of all the hoopla and red tape, and decided to resign and start moving [...]

This effectively renders all other forms of advertising obsolete. Why pay to advertise on a billboard when you can plaster your ad on a 25 year old Russian girl? The best part? You have your pick of just above anywhere on he body. Only the head, nipples, and “intimate parts” are off limits. I [...]

Tentatively scheduled for later this month in New Zealand, is “Boobs on Bikes.” I know you’re wondering - what in the world is that? The event is so cleverly named, you’d never guess what it actually is. About 30 porn stars will be riding bikes, topless, in Aukland, New Zealand! Oh [...]

A naked man was found rolling around in the streets of Highland Mills, New York recently. He was babbling incoherently, didn’t respond to pepper spray, and punched a cop. Apparently in Highland Mills, this is not an acceptable way to avoid drawing attention to yourself, and your house full of marijuana. Link.

The case of 38 year old teacher Deanna Bobo is a little shaky.  Ms. Bobo was accused of having sex with several male, underage students over a period of some years.  A quote from the article -
One witness said he saw Bobo sitting with her legs apart while wearing a skirt and no underwear.
Defense attorney [...]

Well, at least on the artificial beaches.  You can still get buck naked or wear your dental floss bikini bottom on any of France’s real beaches.  Good to know.
“People must behave according to good standards to maintain tranquillity, security and public order,” the decree said, according to Saturday’s edition of Le Parisien. “Notably indecent attire [...]

On a recent trip to the beautiful country of Albania, 30 Scandinavian women visited the local beach for a little topless sunbathing. It seems it’s not just we Americans who are a bunch of prudes. Albanians also fear the sight of a naked woman’s breast, and flee when confronted with one.
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Remember the Bikini Teacher?  Of course you do, I just posted it yesterday.  She’s going to push her limits this time around, to see what she can get away with.  One of the WWE Diva Search 2006 contestants, Jennifer Walcott, dropped out unexpectedly, so Erica Chevillar will be taking her place.  Go bikini teacher!

There’s been a whole lotta naked people posting around here - you’re probably wondering why.  Because.  Naked people are funny.  If you were walking down the street and saw a naked person, what would you do?  Well you’d stop and stare.  If you were with someone else, you’d point and make sure they saw it [...]

It must be that time of the year again - there sure are a lot of teachers showing off what they’ve got.  Or maybe I’m just slow in finding stuff, who knows.  Anyway, on to the good stuff.
Dr. Diana Blaine is a professor at  the University of Southern California - she teaches women’s studies there.  [...]

Erica Chevillar is a 25 year old teacher of social studies in Boca Raton Florida.  Well, normal except for the fact that she posed for photos for the US National Bikini Team.  As it turns out, her students do have the internet, and were able to find her pictures.  Erica Chevillar posed under the name [...]

This guy was trying to convince his girlfriend to start taking risks, namely, that it was time to get married.  To prove his point, he decided to run around the neighborhood naked.  Which would have been fine, if not for the crazy with the gun.  Moral of the story?  Running around naked gets you shot [...]

The Chinese aren’t so different from the Americans after all. Apparently the sight of breasts horrifies both of us equally. What a shame.
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Austin high school art teacher Tamara Hoover recently posted topless pictures of herself on her myspace profile. Too bad her students don’t live under rocks, and do in fact have access to the internet. Full Story.

A 28 year old woman decided it was a good decision to ride around on one of those motorized carts with her pants around her ankles. Oh, and no underwear.
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